5 Jokes For Porch

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 14 2025

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The Bug War

Dealing with an army of bugs that think your porch is their new headquarters.
My porch has become a bug sanctuary. I'm thinking of charging them rent. They're practically squatting.

The Lazy Sunday

Wanting to relax on the porch, but your furniture has other plans.
I asked my porch chair for a massage. It responded by dumping me on the floor. Apparently, it's a DIY kind of chair.

The Neighbors

When your neighbors are always on the porch watching your life.
I thought about setting up a popcorn stand on my porch for my neighbors, but then I realized they're already getting enough entertainment watching my life fall apart.

The Porch Purgatory

When you're stuck on the porch because you forgot your keys inside.
I accidentally locked myself out, and now my porch is my fortress of solitude. My cat is my only companion, and he's not impressed with my survival skills.

The Delivery Dilemma

When every delivery person assumes your porch is the front desk.
My porch has become the unofficial lost and found for delivery drivers. I've got packages piling up like it's Christmas every day.

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