5 Jokes For Popeye

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 04 2024

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Popeye's Barber

Dealing with Popeye's unconventional hairstyle requests
I asked Popeye if he wanted any styling product. He said, "Just gimme something that holds up against a hurricane and a fistfight with Bluto.

Popeye's GPS Navigator

Navigating Popeye to places without spinach on the menu
Popeye asked me for directions to the spinach store. I told him it's closed. He said, "Closed? What is this, a holiday for spinach or something?

Popeye's Personal Trainer

Trying to convince Popeye to diversify his workout routine
Popeye insisted on doing push-ups with one hand. I said, "Buddy, you need both hands to hold Olive and fend off Bluto. Trust me, it's a full-body workout!

Popeye's Spinach Dealer

The spinach dealer running out of spinach
I heard Popeye's spinach dealer went on vacation. Poor Popeye had to resort to eating kale. Now that's a real crisis – saving the world with kale!

Olive Oyl's Relationship Counselor

Trying to keep Popeye and Bluto from fighting over Olive Oyl
Olive asked me for advice on handling Popeye and Bluto's rivalry. I said, "Just serve them a salad. Maybe they'll realize there's more to life than the same old can of greens.

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