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What do you call an avocado that's a big Star Wars fan? Guac-amole Solo!
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Why did the tomato turn red at the movie premiere? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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I told my friend I was reading a book on anti-gravity. He couldn't put it down!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Social Media Drama
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Ever notice how on social media, everyone's life is a blend of Martha Stewart's kitchen, Elon Musk's innovation, and The Rock's workout routine? Meanwhile, I'm over here proud if I manage to brush my teeth before noon!
Superhero Movie Logic
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Have you noticed how in superhero movies, villains spend millions on evil lairs but never invest in better job security? I mean, even my local coffee shop has better employee retention!
Reboot Mania
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These days, they're rebooting everything! I'm waiting for them to announce 'Gone with the Wind 2: Hurricane Boogaloo.' I mean, can't we just let classics stay in their cozy, non-rebooted retirement?
The Reality of Reality Shows
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Have you noticed how reality shows now make less sense than my grandpa's conspiracy theories? I mean, finding true love in three days on TV? Please, I can't even find my keys in three minutes!
Streaming Services Madness
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Picking what to watch on streaming platforms is like trying to choose candy in a store with a thousand options. And when I finally decide, it's like getting the one flavor I hate in a mixed bag of chocolates – 3 hours of a documentary on grass growing in Siberia!
Music Genres Gone Wild
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Music genres have more categories than items at a fast-food joint. I mean, you've got jazz, rock, pop, K-pop, J-pop, sea-shanty-pop! I'm just waiting for forest-folk-electro-polka to drop its debut album.
Fashion Trends Folly
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Fashion trends change faster than my nephew's career ambitions. One day, it's skinny jeans; the next, it's wearing your grandma's curtains as a dress. I'm just waiting for the day when dressing like a couch from the '70s becomes a thing!
Video Game Logic
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In video games, it's hilarious how you can defeat a dragon with a stick but struggle to open a locked wooden door. I mean, what's next? Winning the lottery in the game but not affording a virtual cup of coffee?
Movie Sequels Madness
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I'm convinced Hollywood execs choose movie sequels with a dartboard blindfolded. Coming soon: 'The Fast and the Furious 27: Now in Hovercars!'
Celebrity News Chaos
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Trying to keep up with celebrity gossip is like trying to follow the plot of 'Inception' after a night of heavy drinking. One minute, Jennifer Aniston's adopting a baby goat, the next, Kanye's running for president! What's next? Brad Pitt opening a petting zoo?
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