7+ Best One Liners Jokes For pond

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What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Unhoppy.

I threw a coin into a pond and made a wish. Now I’m the proud owner of a very wet penny.

I got a pet snail for my pond, but it ran away. Now I have a 'fast' pond.

I told a pond joke to my friend. He didn't laugh. I guess it was too deep for him.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!

I invited a frog to a dance party, but he declined. He said he prefers to ribbit.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was stuck in a small, cramped space!

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