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Being a polygamist is the ultimate form of team building. "Forget trust falls and group projects. If you can navigate the complexities of a polygamous relationship, you can handle anything together – including picking up the kids from three different schools!
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Polygamists must have the most organized calendars. "Monday: Dinner with wife one, Tuesday: Movie night with wife two, Wednesday: Game night with wife three... I hope I don't accidentally double-book date night!
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Polygamists probably have the most interesting wedding ceremonies. "Instead of 'I do,' it's more like 'I do, and so does she, and so does she.' It's a group commitment ceremony – talk about a big day!
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Polygamists have the best excuse for forgetting names. "I'm not bad with names; I just have a lot of spouses to remember. It's not forgetfulness; it's relationship abundance!
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Dating a polygamist must be like playing a game of relationship roulette. "Is today my day or yours? Spin the wheel and see which spouse you get to spend quality time with!
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Polygamists are like professional multitaskers. "They're experts at juggling relationships, emotions, and probably a few spare car keys. It's like living in a romantic circus – one big polygamist party!
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You ever notice how being a polygamist is like having a favorite restaurant for every meal? "Honey, I'm in the mood for Italian tonight, but tomorrow I might swing by the sushi joint. Variety is the spice of marriage!
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Polygamy is the ultimate test of memory. "Remembering anniversaries, birthdays, and which spouse likes their coffee with almond milk and three sugars – it's like preparing for a never-ending pop quiz!
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Imagine the family portraits at a polygamist household. "You need a wide-angle lens and a flow chart just to figure out who's who. It's like a Where's Waldo puzzle, but with spouses.
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