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The Anti-Allergy Advocate
Dealing with the consequences of pollination for allergy sufferers
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Allergy season is the only time people actively avoid the phrase, "Bless you." Instead, it's more like, "Stay inside, you pollen-breathing maniac!
The Flower's Complaints
Feeling objectified by bees and struggling with clingy admirers
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Flowers have support groups now. They sit around and discuss their issues. "Today, I had to reject another bee. It's exhausting being this irresistible.
The Conspiracy Theorist Bee
Believing that the entire pollination thing is a government conspiracy
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If you see a bee wearing a tiny tin foil hat, don't judge. They're just trying to protect their antennae from mind-control pollen.
The Bee's Perspective
Struggling with the pressure to pollinate efficiently
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You know you're a bee when you get excited about flowers in a way that makes people uncomfortable. "Look at that tulip! Oh, baby, you're gonna get it!
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