18 Jokes For Politically Incorrect

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Updated on: Jun 17 2024

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts for it!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!

Breaking News: Comedian Defies Political Correctness!

I love it when they call me politically incorrect. It's like breaking news: Comedian defies political correctness! I should get a superhero cape for that, right? Picture me swooping in, armed with punchlines that break the chains of social conformity. I'd be Captain Incorrect, here to save your sense of humor!

Walking on the PC Tightrope

I walk a fine line between political correctness and getting canceled. It's like doing stand-up on a tightrope suspended over a pit of social media outrage. One wrong step, and I'm plummeting into the abyss of canceled comedians. But hey, at least the fall would be hilarious.

The Art of Offending Politely

I've mastered the art of offending people politely. It's like a dance – one step forward with a joke, two steps back with an apology. I call it the Politically Incorrect Waltz. And let me tell you, I've got the smoothest moves in the cancel culture ballroom.

Political Correctness Rehab

I've been thinking about opening a rehab center for those addicted to political correctness. Picture this: PC Rehab – Where Laughter is the Best Medicine. People will come in feeling all buttoned up, and by the time they leave, they'll be snorting with laughter and craving more politically incorrect jokes.

My Comedy Is Gluten-Free, But Not PC-Free

They say laughter is the best medicine. Well, my comedy is gluten-free, but it's definitely not politically correct-free. If laughter is the best medicine, then consider me your unlicensed, politically incorrect pharmacist doling out doses of unfiltered joy.

Politically Incorrect Laughs

You know, I was told my comedy is a bit politically incorrect. But hey, in this world of cancel culture, being politically incorrect is the new rebellious trend. I'm not politically incorrect; I'm just avant-garde in the art of making people snort through their noses.

My Comedy is a Safe Space for Offense

In a world where everyone needs a safe space, my comedy is that space. A safe space for offense, where you can let loose, laugh, and then walk out feeling like you've survived a rollercoaster of inappropriate jokes. Just remember, you entered willingly – no refunds on offended feelings!

Equal Opportunity Offender

I believe in equal opportunity offending. I offend everyone, regardless of race, gender, or political affiliation. You know you're doing it right when everyone in the room is laughing and simultaneously looking over their shoulders to make sure they won't end up in a Twitter feud.

My Comedy is the Rebel Without a Pause Button

They say I'm politically incorrect, but I see it as being the rebel without a pause button. Other comedians pause to check if their jokes are socially acceptable. Me? I just barrel through, leaving a trail of laughter and offended snowflakes behind.

Politically Incorrect and Proud

You know, being politically incorrect is like having a superpower these days. I'm like the Deadpool of comedy – breaking the fourth wall and slicing through the delicate fabric of political correctness. So, here's to being politically incorrect and proud. Cheers to making laughter great again!

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