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Polio is proof that even diseases have to go through a rebranding phase. "Hey, let's drop the 'Crippler' and go for something more friendly, like 'Polly the Paralyzer.'
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Polio sounds like the name of that one friend who's always late to the party. "Oh, here comes Polio again, ruining everyone's good time.
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Polio taught us that sometimes you need a bit of a scare to appreciate the importance of vaccines. It's like the vaccine version of a wake-up call – or in polio's case, a leg-up call.
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Polio had its heyday, but now it's like the floppy disk of diseases – nobody really talks about it, and most people born in the last few decades have no idea what it is.
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You know, I was thinking about polio the other day, and I realized it's like the original anti-vaxxer's nightmare. Back then, it wasn't about choosing whether to vaccinate; it was more like, "Hey, you want your kids to walk or do the worm dance for the rest of their lives?
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Polio is proof that even diseases can have a dramatic exit. It went from being the talk of the town to a mere historical footnote. I can almost hear it saying, "I'm out, folks, going into retirement with smallpox.
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Imagine if polio had a social media presence. "Just paralyzed another kid today. #LivingMyBestViralLife." Too soon?
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Polio, the disease that made leg braces briefly fashionable. I can imagine people showing off their shiny new braces like, "Yeah, I'm on that retro-chic health trend.
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I read that Jonas Salk, the guy who developed the polio vaccine, refused to patent it. Talk about a missed opportunity for a pharmaceutical empire. "Salk's PolioPills – Making Legs Great Again!
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