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You ever notice how a policewoman can pull you over for speeding and still make it look like you're doing them a favor? "Oh, you're giving me your license and registration? How kind!
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Ever notice how policewomen have the best poker faces? You're sweating bullets, and they're just calmly asking, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Yeah, to give me a heart attack!
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I swear, if policewomen hosted a talk show called "Late Night Confessions," everyone would be spilling their deepest secrets within minutes of being pulled over.
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Policewomen have this incredible skill. They can write you a ticket and make you feel like you've just won a prize. "Congratulations! You've won a speeding ticket!
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Ever been pulled over by a policewoman who's so polite you start wondering if you should offer her a cup of coffee? "Would you like cream and sugar with that citation, ma'am?
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You ever try to make small talk with a policewoman while she's writing you a ticket? "So, ever catch any real bad guys?" Yeah, like the one who thought doing 65 in a 25 was a good idea?
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I bet policewomen have a secret competition to see who can pull off the most creative excuse for speeding. "Oh, you were rushing to save a lost puppy? That's cute. Still getting a ticket, though!
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I always admire policewomen. They have this ability to make you rethink your life choices with just a single glance in the rearview mirror. "Maybe I should've taken that yoga class instead of speeding.
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You know you're in trouble when a policewoman gives you that "I'm not mad, just disappointed" look. Suddenly, the ticket feels like a report card.
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