17 Jokes For Police Dog

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Updated on: Jun 13 2024

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What do you call a police dog who can do magic? A labracadabrador!
Why did the police dog become a blogger? He had a nose for the latest 'tail's!
What's a police dog's favorite dessert? Canine ice cream!
What's a police dog's favorite movie? The Bark Knight!
Why did the police dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
What do you call a detective dog? Sherlock Bones!
What's a police dog's favorite type of party? A paw-ty!
You know, police dogs are amazing. They're the only officers who get away with sniffing people in public!
I think police dogs have the best motivational speeches. 'Go fetch that perp! Be the goodest boy!'
You ever notice how confident police dogs are? They're like, 'I'll find that missing sock, catch a criminal, and still look adorable doing it!'
I admire police dogs. They have this 'I mean business' look, but when you scratch behind their ears, it's all 'arrest? Nah, just belly rubs!'
You ever seen a police dog in action? It's like they're saying, 'I may not know quantum physics, but I sure know how to sniff out trouble!'
I swear, police dogs have it all figured out. They're like, 'Why chase my tail when I can chase criminals?'
The other day, I saw a police dog on duty. Looked at me like I was a suspect in a game of fetch!
I met a police dog once, and I think we hit it off. He didn't bark at me, just asked if I had a 'ruff' day!
Police dogs are something else. They're like detectives on four legs. Meanwhile, my dog at home can't even find his favorite toy under the couch!
I was walking downtown, and this police dog came up to me. I panicked, thinking, 'I knew I shouldn't have jaywalked!'

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