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I gave my pocket protector a promotion. Now it's the CEO—Chief Executive Organizer of pens!
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I bought a pocket protector for my cat. Now he's a purr-fect pen guardian!
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What did the pen say to the forgetful scientist? 'I'm putting you in my pocket protector—maybe you'll remember me now!
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I asked my pocket protector for advice. It said, 'Ink twice before making decisions!
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My pocket protector is so efficient, it even defends against bad handwriting—it's a real lifesaver!
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Why did the pocket protector apply for a job? It wanted to secure a position!
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Why did the scientist bring a pocket protector to the beach? For tide-pen protection!
Pocket Protector Pickup Lines
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I tried using my pocket protector to impress someone at a bar. I walked up and said, Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, and my pocket protector can organize it alphabetically. Let's just say, romance and stationery don't always mix.
The Office Olympics
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I challenged my co-worker to a pocket protector race. We had to load our protectors with pens and sprint to the water cooler without losing a single one. It turns out, office supplies aren't built for speed. I've never seen so much flailing and flying pens in my life.
Pocket Protector Poetry
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I decided to write a poem about my pocket protector. Roses are red, violets are blue, my pocket protector is nerdy, but it's got my back, too. It may not be Shakespeare, but it's definitely stationery chic.
The Pocket Protector Chronicles
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Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you about the thrilling saga of my pocket protector. It's like a superhero origin story, but for nerds. One day, it bravely sacrificed itself to save my shirt from the treacherous ink of a leaky pen. Rest in peace, unsung hero.
Pocket Protector, the Movie
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They're making a blockbuster movie about my pocket protector. The working title is The Penultimate Guardian: An Epic Tale of Ink and Polyester. I'm just hoping they don't cast a ballpoint pen as the villain – I've heard those guys can be real backstabbers.
The Pocket Protector Diet
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I tried a new diet where I carry my snacks in my pocket protector. It's called the Nibble-and-Scribble diet. Let me tell you, nothing says commitment to weight loss like reaching for a celery stick and accidentally stabbing yourself with a ballpoint pen.
Fashion Forward, Pocket Backward
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I recently tried to make a fashion statement with a pocket protector. Turns out, the statement was, I peaked in the '90s. It's not exactly Gucci, but hey, it holds my pens and protects against spontaneous ink explosions. Who needs a designer label when you've got stain resistance?
Pocket Protector Wisdom
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My pocket protector has become my life coach. It's always there with sagely advice, like Don't sweat the small stuff, just the ink stains. Who needs therapy when you have a polyester-clad pocket pundit?
Pocket Protector Puns
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I told my friend I was getting into standup comedy about pocket protectors. He said, That's a write choice! I guess you could say my comedy career is in the pocket, protected from too many laughs.
Pocket Protectors Anonymous
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I found myself at a support group for pocket protector enthusiasts the other day. We sat in a circle, sharing our stories. One guy confessed he once accidentally brought a pocket protector to a job interview. The only job he got was modeling for a retro office supplies catalog.
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