5 Jokes For Plummer

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 20 2024

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The Philosophical Plumber

Seeing deep meaning in plumbing issues
This plumber turned my plumbing ordeal into a deep existential crisis. "The broken pipe symbolizes the fragility of human relationships." I was like, "Dude, I just need a shower, not a therapy session.

The Forgetful Plumber

Misplacing tools and parts
I swear, the plumber's toolbox was a TARDIS. Every time he opened it, I half-expected him to pull out a rabbit or a set of keys to Atlantis. If only he could find that damn pipe wrench.

The Tech-Savvy Plumber

Treating plumbing issues like tech glitches
The plumber said he could fix the leak remotely. I'm standing there, watching him wave his phone at the sink like it's a magic wand. I half-expected Siri to chime in with, "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Did you mean to stop the leak?

The Overconfident Plumber

Overestimating plumbing prowess
You know your plumber is overconfident when he says, "Don't worry, I can fix it blindfolded!" Well, let me tell you, my bathroom looks like a watercolor painting now. Picasso would be proud.

The Conspiracy Theorist Plumber

Believing in plumbing conspiracies
I asked my plumber why the hot water wasn't working, and he goes, "It's the lizard people, they're hoarding all the warmth!" I didn't know whether to call another plumber or a therapist.

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