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What did the pitbull say to the sandwich? You're barking up the wrong lunch!
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What's a pitbull's favorite type of movie? Anything with a 'paw-sitive' ending!
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Pitbulls, the only dogs that make you question your neighbor's choice of a white picket fence. I mean, is it for them or for us?
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Pitbulls are like the bodybuilders of the dog park. My dog's over there lifting weights, and mine is still struggling with basic obedience. It's like having a furry Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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I tried teaching my pitbull to fetch the newspaper. Now my neighbor thinks I'm in a turf war with the mailman. I just wanted my Sunday crossword, not a canine feud!
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I adopted a pitbull once, and now my neighbors think I'm training for the canine Olympics. I just wanted a jogging buddy, not a four-legged personal trainer!
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I took my pitbull to a fancy dog spa once. They offered massages, aromatherapy, and organic treats. I thought, 'This is more pampered than I am!' I can't even get a massage without paying extra for lavender oil.
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I heard pitbulls are great at yoga. Mine just mastered the downward dog pose. Now if only he could stop barking during meditation, we'd be in zen together.
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Pitbulls are so misunderstood. Mine barks at his own reflection, and I'm like, 'Buddy, you've got to learn to love yourself before you can protect the house.'
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I got a pitbull because they're supposed to be great guard dogs. Turns out, mine guards the fridge like it's Fort Knox. I can't even grab a midnight snack without a full security detail.
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Pitbull owners are like the vegans of the dog world. They'll tell you about their dog's diet, workout routine, and spiritual beliefs. I just want to know if it likes belly rubs.
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