5 Jokes For Pitbull

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Updated on: Sep 25 2024

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The Pitbull Enthusiast

Defending pitbulls from stereotypes
Adopting a pitbull is like having a furry bodyguard who thinks you're the coolest person on the planet. If that's not a win-win, I don't know what is.

The Cat Owner Next Door

Living next to a house with a pitbull
My cat has started hosting neighborhood support groups for pets living near pitbulls. The slogan? "Paws for Concern.

The Professional Dog Trainer

Training a pitbull with commitment issues
I asked the pitbull, "Why aren't you responding to basic commands?" He replied, "Well, I heard cats get nine lives, so I thought I had eight more chances to get it right.

The Mail Carrier

Delivering mail to houses with pitbulls
The other day, the pitbull saw me with a package and gave me a look that said, "Are you delivering my online shopping again? I ordered bones, not bills!

The Concerned Neighbor

When your neighbor has a pitbull
My neighbor's pitbull is so intimidating that even the burglars have started leaving Yelp reviews about their traumatic experiences. "Two stars – the snacks were good, but the barking ruined the ambiance.

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