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Pet Store Owner
Dealing with customers who want a pit bull but have no idea what they're getting into
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A lady comes in and says, "I need a pit bull to protect my home." I tell her, "Sure, our pit bulls specialize in chasing away the mailman. The burglars? Not so much.
Concerned Neighbor
Living next door to a pit bull owner who thinks their dog is a lapdog
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My neighbor insists their pit bull is well-trained. I say, "It's not the training; it's the enthusiasm. Your dog thinks it's auditioning for 'America's Got Lapdogs.'
Vet's Perspective
Dealing with hypochondriac pit bull owners
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Had a guy rush in thinking his pit bull had a heart condition. Turns out the dog just saw its own reflection and fell in love. I prescribe daily ego boosts.
Dog Trainer
Trying to teach obedience to a stubborn pit bull
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Training a pit bull is like negotiating with a tiny, furry lawyer. I tell it to sit; it gives me the "objection" face. I ask for a paw; it demands treats as legal fees.
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