8+ Best One Liners Jokes For pint

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

I only drink on two occasions: when it's my birthday and when it's not.

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

I told my friend ten jokes about pints, but he didn't laugh at any. Guess you could say it was a pour response!

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