7 Jokes For Pint Glass

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Updated on: Apr 18 2025

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I asked my pint glass to tell me a joke. It said, 'I'm more into punchlines than punches!
I tried to befriend my pint glass, but it said, 'I'm not really glass-half-full kind of drinkware!
Why did the pint glass enroll in art class? It wanted to be a masterpiece in every pourformance!
My pint glass and I have a lot in common. We both appreciate a good head – one on beer, one on shoulders!
I accidentally broke my favorite pint glass. Now it's just a shattered dream of a good time!
My pint glass told me a secret. It said, 'I'm really just half-pint pretending to be something I'm not!
What do you call a pint glass with a sense of humor? A laugh-beer!

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