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Being a pinhead is when you confidently hit "reply all" on an email, thinking you're being productive, only to realize you just told the entire company about your weekend plans for a cat fashion show. Oops.
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I realized I'm a pinhead every time I try to thread a needle. It's like my fingers suddenly become these chubby sausages, and that needle is playing hide-and-seek. It's more challenging than finding Waldo in a sea of red and white.
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You ever try to microwave something and forget about it until the microwave starts beeping like a backup alarm on a construction site? Suddenly, you're a pinhead firefighter, rushing to save your charred leftovers from becoming the next great kitchen fire.
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Being a pinhead is when you confidently wave back at someone who wasn't actually waving at you. You try to play it cool, but inside, you're just hoping they don't notice your enthusiastic, misplaced friendliness.
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You know you're a pinhead when you spend 10 minutes searching for your glasses while you're wearing them. It's like my face is the Bermuda Triangle for small objects. "Where did I put my phone?" Oh, right, it's in my hand.
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Ever try to explain a simple concept to someone, and they look at you like you're explaining rocket science to a goldfish? You start feeling like a pinhead trying to decode the mysteries of the universe, and they're just nodding along, hoping you'll stop soon.
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Being a pinhead is when you confidently walk into a room and completely forget why you're there. I'm just standing there, looking around like a lost tourist in my own house. It's like my brain is playing a prank on me, sending me on a wild goose chase for my car keys.
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You ever feel like a pinhead when you're trying to put a USB into your computer? I mean, there's a 50-50 chance, but somehow I always manage to get it wrong on the first try. It's like a modern-day game of Operation, and I'm just hoping I don't get that electric shock.
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You ever walk into a room and forget why you're there, so you decide to do something productive while you try to remember? Next thing you know, you're organizing your sock drawer, and it hits you like, "Wait, why did I come in here in the first place?" Pinhead level: expert.
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