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Why did the pilgrim become a chef? Because they wanted to 'spice' up the holiday!
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Why did the pilgrim's car stop on the way to Thanksgiving dinner? It ran out of 'gravy'!
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Why did the pilgrim plant a turkey? Because they wanted to grow the main dish!
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How did the pilgrim decorate for Thanksgiving? With lots of 'corny' decorations!
Pilgrim Pickup Lines
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You know, if the original pilgrims had Tinder, their opening line would probably be, Are you the Mayflower? 'Cause you make my heart sail across rough seas.
Pilgrim Problems
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You ever notice how the original pilgrims were basically the first tourists? I mean, can you imagine them yelping in 1620, Just landed at Plymouth Rock, gave it 2 stars—no room service!
Pilgrim Cuisine Confusion
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Pilgrim Thanksgiving menu was probably like, Alright, we've got turkey, corn, potatoes...and a side of 'What the heck is that?'
Pilgrim DIY Solutions
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Pilgrim dads were the original DIY experts. Honey, the roof's leaking! Don't worry, Martha, I'll fix it with some logs and tar. It's a pilgrim hack!
Pilgrim Party Planning
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Hosting a Pilgrim party? Guaranteed, it’s BYOC—Bring Your Own Corn. That was the original potluck contribution!
Pilgrim Fashion Faux Pas
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The pilgrims had a tough time with fashion. I mean, those buckles on their hats? Fashion statement or was one pilgrim just like, Darn it, lost the bet, gotta wear this buckle on my hat for a year!
Pilgrim Social Media Posts
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Can you imagine the pilgrims' Instagram captions? Just landed at Plymouth Rock! #NewWorld #NoFilterNeeded
Pilgrim Life Hacks
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Pilgrims must've been the original minimalists. I mean, Hey kids, wanna play with a hoop and stick? That's our PlayStation 1.0 right there!
Pilgrim Travel Woes
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Imagine being a pilgrim on a road trip: Honey, did you pack the butter? Oh no, we forgot the butter! Turn this wagon around, Martha, we're heading back for the butter!
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