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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Now I'm considering making a belt out of piercings – at least it would be a statement piece!
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My friend bet me $50 that I couldn't build a fence using spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I nailed it with a piercing gaze!
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Why did the orange go to the doctor? It felt a bit 'navel' and needed a citrus piercing examination!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of standing up – maybe it needed a piercing kickstand!
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What did the pencil say to the paper? 'You're tearable, but I find your flaws quite drawing!' That was one sharp conversation!
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Why did the balloon go to the party? It wanted to get pierced by the excitement!
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What did the needle say to the thread? 'I find our relationship quite sew-sew, but we're a perfect match!
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My friend bet me $20 that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta with a piercing rev!
Sleeping with the Enemy
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Sleeping with piercings is a challenge. It's like having a tiny, rebellious goblin on your shoulder whispering, Let's poke him every time he finds a comfortable position.
Piercing Party Tricks
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I tried impressing my friends with my new piercing. I can now pick up small metallic objects with my earlobe. They were amazed, but I'm just hoping my talent doesn't extend to fridge magnets.
Pierced Perils
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You ever notice how getting a piercing is like signing up for a voluntary haunted house? You're paying someone to stab you with a needle, and suddenly, you're possessed by the spirit of fashion.
The Piercing Symphony
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My piercings and I have a love-hate relationship. They love to get caught on everything, and I hate feeling like a walking wind chime. I'm like a mobile orchestra for doorways.
Metal Detector Confessions
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I walked through a metal detector with my piercings, and the security guard said, Sir, you're beeping. I replied, Well, at least someone appreciates my fashion choices!
Metal Detector Mayhem
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Airport security always gives me a hard time with my piercings. I went through the scanner, and the alarm went off. I told the security guy, It's not a weapon; it's just my rebellious phase trying to escape!
Jewelry Jinx
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My friend said piercings are like tattoos, but less commitment. I don't know about that. I've been trying to take off this earring for three days now, and it's like it's married to me, refusing to let go!
Poke Me, I’m Art
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I got a new piercing recently. The guy told me it's an expression of my inner self. I was just hoping my inner self wasn't too attached to having a pain-free outer self!
Piercing Philosophy
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Getting a piercing is like telling your body, Hey, I want to accessorize you, but let's do it the hard way. It's basically a negotiation with your pain tolerance.
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