5 Jokes For Piece Of Land

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 27 2024

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The DIY Enthusiast

Trying to turn a small piece of land into a backyard oasis
I installed a mini-golf course in my small backyard. The balls keep bouncing into my neighbor's yard, and now they think they're part of an unexpected, tiny invasion.

The Real Estate Agent

Trying to sell a tiny piece of land
I told a client that the land was a great investment, and he asked, "How much space are we talking about?" I said, "Enough to park a hot dog stand. Prime location, I'm telling you!

The UFO Investigator

Aliens wanting to claim a small piece of land
The aliens thought my land was a landing pad. I had to explain, "This isn't Area 51; it's more like Studio Apartment 7.

The Stand-Up Comedian

Trying to make jokes about a small piece of land
I tried to build a fence around my land, but it was so small that I accidentally made a toothpick fort. Now the squirrels think they own the place.

The Archaeologist

Discovering a tiny ancient piece of land
I showed my fellow archaeologist the piece of land I discovered, and he said, "Is that a relic or a paperweight?" I replied, "It's a historical postage stamp. You know, back when mail was tiny.

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