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Why did Picasso refuse to play cards? He didn't want to draw any spades!
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Why did Picasso carry a magnifying glass? To see the 'fine art' details!
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Why did Picasso bring a ladder to the art gallery? To reach the 'high art'!
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Why did Picasso never become a musician? He couldn't find the right 'palette' of notes!
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What did the art critic say about Picasso's dog painting? 'It's definitely a woof-ly masterpiece!
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Why did Picasso always carry a ruler? To make sure everything was in 'line'!
One-Eyed Wonders
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Picasso was known for his one-eyed portraits. I guess he thought, Why paint two eyes when one is doing all the looking?
Picasso's Selfie Game
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You know, Picasso was way ahead of his time. Most people take selfies to look good, but Picasso took a selfie and said, Look, I can be a triangle!
Art School Follies
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Picasso's art school must've been wild. Imagine the teacher saying, Draw a vase, and Picasso's like, But what if the vase was on fire and also a chicken?
Cubism Conundrum
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Ever heard of Cubism? That's Picasso's way of saying, I was trying to draw a face, but I sneezed, and now it's art!
Missing Body Parts
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You ever notice how in Picasso's paintings, bodies look like they're trying to escape? Like, the arm's saying, I didn't sign up for this! I'm out!
Abstract Arguments
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Whenever someone says they don't get Picasso, I tell them, It's simple. If you can't figure out the painting, just make something up. Picasso did!
Portrait Problems
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You know you're in trouble when you sit for a portrait with Picasso, and halfway through, you start looking like a Picasso and not yourself!
Modern Art or Mistake?
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People say, Is it modern art or just a mistake? With Picasso, it's both! He just knew how to sell it!
The Ego of a Genius
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They say Picasso had a big ego. I mean, if I painted something that looked like a toddler did it, I'd call it genius too!
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