5 Jokes For Physiology

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 06 2024

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The Yogic Comedian

Balancing between serenity and the urge to burst into laughter during a yoga class.
My yoga teacher said, "Breathe in positivity, exhale negativity." I accidentally inhaled the person's negativity next to me, and now we're soulmates.

The Muscle Maniac

Trying to impress everyone at the gym while avoiding cardio.
Muscle maniacs are like human peacocks. Instead of feathers, they display their colorful collection of protein shakers at the gym.

The Couch Potato's Dilemma

Struggling to find the perfect sitting position that also counts as exercise.
The only six-pack I have is the variety that comes in a chilled case and requires a bottle opener.

The Smoothie Scientist

Experimenting with bizarre smoothie combinations to find the ultimate blend of health and flavor.
My blender broke, so I had to hand-mix my smoothie. It's not as effective, but at least now I have one bicep that's in great shape.

The Marathon Procrastinator

Planning to run a marathon but constantly finding reasons to delay training.
I'm not lazy; I'm just in energy-saving mode. Marathon training will commence once my battery is fully charged.

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