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Why did the phone go to school? Because it wanted to improve its ring-tone!
Pocket Dial Mishaps
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I accidentally pocket-dialed my boss while discussing a movie plot with my friend. He heard, And then the llama steals the president's shoes! Now I'm just waiting for my promotion to 'Head of Creative Llama Heists.
Lost in Translation
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I tried texting in my sleep once. Woke up to a text that said, Pineapples are dancing. I thought, Well, at least I know my phone's dreams are more interesting than mine.
Mystery Callers
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You know you're in trouble when your phone vibrates, and it's an unknown number. I answered, Hello? and a voice whispered, Do you want to buy some... chocolate? I said, Only if it comes with free therapy.
Missed Connections
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Ever notice how you get that unexpected call, and it's a number you don't recognize? I picked up once, and it turned out to be my own phone number calling me. I thought, Great, even my phone thinks I need more friends!
Emoji Overload
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My grandma just got a smartphone, and now she sends me messages with a thousand emojis. Last week, she texted, Hope you're okay 🍕🚀🐧🍩. I think she's secretly trying to send me a coded pizza recipe from space.
Auto-Correct Adventures
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Thanks to auto-correct, I once texted my crush saying, I think you're an amazing pie. That's right; I turned a compliment into a baked dessert. Smooth move, phone, very smooth.
The Forbidden Number
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You know, they say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever dialed a phone number and accidentally added an extra digit? Suddenly, you're friends with a Nigerian prince, three telemarketers, and a goat named Carl.
The Telemarketer Tango
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You ever get those calls from telemarketers? I told one guy, I'm not interested, and he said, But sir, I just called to let you know your warranty on your favorite rubber duckie is expiring! I said, Oh no! Not Quacky!
Siri's Secret Life
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I asked Siri what the meaning of life was, and she replied, To update your software. I guess even artificial intelligence is concerned about its own version updates.
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