7 Jokes For Phone Book

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Updated on: Jun 07 2025

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I accidentally left my phone book in the rain. Now it's a tear-jerker with a soggy plot!
I entered a phone book pun contest. Did I win? No, but I made it to the 'contact' page!
I wanted to marry my phone book, but it said it was already 'bound' to someone else!
I tried to impress my crush by juggling phone books. It didn't work – turns out, my love life is just as unbalanced as my juggling skills!
My phone book and I have a lot in common. We're both getting thinner and less relevant with each passing year!
I found a recipe in my phone book: 'How to make a call – stir up some good connections and let it ring!
I accidentally spilled coffee on my phone book. Now it's espresso-shunned by the other books on the shelf!

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