5 Jokes For Pho

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 19 2025

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Pho Novice

When you're new to pho, and you're afraid of mispronouncing it
I asked the waiter for recommendations on how to eat pho properly. He looked at me and said, "Just don't embarrass yourself." Well, there goes my shot at becoming a pho-nomenal foodie.

Pho Delivery Driver

When your job is to deliver pho, but traffic is your mortal enemy
The other day, a customer asked if their pho would be hot when it arrived. I told them, "Ma'am, it's not just hot; it's on fire with the passion of a thousand chili peppers.

Pho Critic

When you're a food critic, and every pho place claims to have the best pho in town
Pho places need to stop with the false advertising. If your broth is life-changing, it better come with a side of immortality.

Pho Chef

When your job is to make pho, but all you really want is a burger
People always ask me for the secret ingredient in my pho. I tell them it's love, but really, it's the hope that one day I'll be able to afford a personal chef who makes burgers instead.

Pho Enthusiast

When your love for pho is stronger than your relationships
I asked my significant other if they loved me as much as they love pho. Their response? "Well, pho-ever is a long time.

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