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You ever think about how ghosts are always portrayed as wearing old-timey clothes? Like, is there a ghost tailor somewhere making sure Casper's outfit is always in style?
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Why do ghosts always choose the creepiest places to hang out? You never hear about a ghost haunting a Chuck E. Cheese or a water park. Maybe they just have a flair for the dramatic.
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Ghosts must be terrible at hide and seek. "Hmm, I wonder where the phantom is?" Oh, probably behind that translucent curtain making spooky noises!
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You know, I think ghosts are just really dedicated fans of the afterlife. Like, imagine haunting the same old mansion for centuries. That's the kind of loyalty I can't even get from my Wi-Fi!
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You know, if I were a ghost, I'd haunt a bookstore. Free reading material for eternity! And maybe finally finish that novel I started five years ago.
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Ever notice how ghosts always seem to have unfinished business? I mean, I can't even remember where I left my keys this morning, and these spirits are out here with century-long to-do lists!
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I've always wondered, do ghosts have ghost meetings? Like, is there a ghost PTA where they discuss haunting strategies and share tips on the best creaky floorboards?
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And finally, have you ever thought about the job security of being a ghost? I mean, once you're hired, you've got the gig for eternity. Talk about job stability! No wonder they're always so relaxed.
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Ghosts and WiFi have a lot in common. They both mysteriously disappear right when you need them the most. But at least with ghosts, you don't have to reset them by turning them off and on again!
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