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Dating is a lot like the pH scale. You're either compatible and create a stable compound, or it's a volatile reaction that leaves you questioning your life choices. Thank goodness for relationship litmus tests, right?
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I bought some skincare products recently, and they claim to balance the pH of my skin. I'm just waiting for my face to start quoting Shakespeare or solving complex math problems. Come on, pH, work your magic!
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Remember when your teacher said, "You'll use the pH scale in real life"? Well, here I am, standing in the supermarket, trying to pick the perfect tomato like I'm about to win a culinary Nobel Prize.
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I tried explaining the pH scale to my grandma, and she said, "Back in my day, the only pH we cared about was whether the pickles were sour enough." Grandma, you were onto something.
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You know you're an adult when you have a favorite pH level for your drinking water. Ah, nothing like a refreshing glass of H2O with just a hint of neutrality – the Goldilocks of hydration.
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You know you're an adult when the most exciting part of your day is figuring out whether your pool is too alkaline or too acidic. Forget thrill rides; give me that pH strip roller coaster any day.
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I was at a party the other day, and someone tried to explain the pH scale to me. I was like, "Dude, I struggle enough with my own emotional pH scale. Don't bring math into this.
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pH strips are like the fortune tellers of the chemistry world. Dip one in a solution, and suddenly you're predicting the future – or at least the likelihood of heartburn after that spicy taco.
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You ever notice how the pH scale is like the mood ring of the chemistry world? One minute it's all basic, and the next, it's acidic – just like me before I've had my morning coffee.
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