9+ Best One Liners Jokes For petite

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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

My friend told me I should embrace my mistakes. I hugged him.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I told my dog he's not allowed in my tiny garden. Now he's barking outside the fence.

I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on that one.

I bought a petite calendar, but it's not very big on dates.

I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I tried to take a selfie at the gym, but it was too heavy.

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