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I thought about getting braces but decided against it. I didn't want to bite off more than I could chew!
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I asked my friend with braces if they wanted to go skydiving. They said, 'I'm already experiencing a lot of tension!
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What do you call it when someone with braces tells a joke? A punchline with a perfect alignment!
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Why did the person with braces start a bakery? They were great at putting things in alignment, even the dough!
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What do you call someone with braces who also loves math? A perfect square!
Brace yourselves, folks, the metal-mouth revolution is underway!
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You ever meet someone with braces and think, Wow, they're really investing in their future smile! It's like they're preparing for a smile that could outshine the sun. They should come with a warning sign: Brace yourselves, folks, the metal-mouth revolution is underway! But hey, when they finally get those braces off, it's like the grand reveal of a superhero's secret identity. Ta-da! I am... braceless!
They've got a superpower—the ability to chew stealthily.
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Ever witnessed someone with braces chew? It's like they've developed a superpower—the ability to chew stealthily. They've mastered the art of silent munching. It's like a covert operation in their mouth. You'd never even know they're eating, except for the occasional clink of metal against a fork. They're like dental ninjas, silently defeating the enemy (food) without anyone noticing.
They've got a special relationship with their toothbrush—more than most marriages.
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People with braces and their toothbrushes? It's a bond stronger than most marriages! I mean, they're practically inseparable. They have this intricate routine, brushing from every angle, flossing like they're saving the world one tooth at a time. They'll defend that toothbrush like it's their trusty sidekick. And losing it? It's like losing a piece of their superhero ensemble. Holy cavities, Batman! Where's my toothbrush?
They're the ultimate dental trendsetters, turning heads with every smile.
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People with braces are the ultimate dental trendsetters. They turn heads with every smile, literally! You can't help but notice those shiny, gleaming wires. They're like celebrities on the red carpet, except their entourage is a set of orthodontic tools. And when they finally get those braces off, it's like the grand finale of a fashion show. The audience gasps, Oh, the elegance! The symmetry! The perfectly aligned teeth!
They've mastered the art of smiling without actually showing their teeth.
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People with braces are the masters of the 'smile without showing your teeth' game. You know that awkward closed-lip smile that says, I'm happy, but I'm not risking any food getting stuck in my braces? It's like they've got a secret smile language. They've even perfected the smize before it became a thing. Yeah, I can smile with my eyes, and I'll be damned if a piece of broccoli ruins this moment!
They're on a mission to redefine the term 'brace-face' into a fashion statement.
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You know, people with braces are on a mission. They're trying to turn brace-face from an insult into a fashion statement. They're accessorizing their teeth like it's the latest trend. It's like having a mini-metallic makeover for their smile. Soon, we'll see people without braces putting on fake ones just to fit in. Hey, where's your braces? Oh, I'm wearing invisible ones. Can't you see them?
They're like modern-day pirates with treasure chests in their mouths.
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You ever think about how people with braces are basically modern-day pirates? Hear me out. Instead of a treasure chest, they've got all these valuable metals locked up in their mouths! Gold, silver—well, okay, more like stainless steel and ceramic—but hey, that's their bounty! And if they accidentally swallow a piece? That's like losing a piece of their loot! Avast ye mateys, me braces be a-hurtin'!
Smiling for the future or signaling for the mothership? You decide.
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You ever notice people with braces? It's like they're part of a secret society that communicates through the glint of metal. You're not sure if they're smiling because they're happy or if they're trying to send a message to extraterrestrials. I mean, their smile could be saying, Hey, check out my dental work! Or it could be, Take me to your leader... after I get my braces off.
It's like they've got a VIP section for food in their braces.
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Have you ever watched someone with braces eat? It's like they've got a VIP section for food in their braces! Everything has to be sliced, diced, or cut into bite-sized pieces before it's allowed entry. And chewing becomes a whole strategic affair. It's like they're negotiating with each bite, Okay, you can come in, but behave yourself and don't get stuck in there!
They're like walking antennas for the dental industry.
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People with braces are like walking antennas for the dental industry. They're picking up all sorts of signals—mostly from the orthodontist's office. And have you noticed how they become magnetically attracted to anything that could possibly snap those wires? Popcorn becomes a risky mission, apples turn into a potential enemy. They're basically in a lifelong battle with food, all for the sake of that perfect smile.
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