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Why did the person with a big head become a chef? Because they're great at 'headlining' the menu!
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Why don't people with big heads ever lose at poker? Because they always have a great deal of 'heads up'!
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What's a person with a big head's favorite store? The one with the most 'think tank' discounts!
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What do you call a group of people with big heads? A 'mind-blowing' assembly!
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Why don't people with big heads ever get mad? Because they always keep a 'cool head' in every situation!
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Why do people with big heads make great teachers? Because they always have a 'heads-up' on the subject!
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Why did the person with a big head start a band? Because they wanted to be the 'headliner'!
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I met this guy whose head was so huge, his parents got him a sun hat as a birthday gift, and it doubled as an umbrella for the entire family reunion!
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I saw this guy with a massive noggin trying to get through a door, and I swear it was like watching a human game of Tetris - rotate, rotate, try again!
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I swear, people with big heads must have invented selfies. It's the only way they can fit their entire face in the frame without causing a traffic jam!
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The other day, I met someone with a head so big, I thought they were auditioning for a sequel to the movie 'Hot Air Balloon'!
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You know, having a big head isn't all bad. I mean, you can win staring contests just by showing up. People think they're competing against your eyes, but really, it's just your head saying, 'Challenge accepted!'
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Ever seen those bobblehead dolls? I think they were modeled after my neighbor. I mean, same head size, same wobbly walk - he just needs to work on the spring in his step!
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They say knowledge is power. Well, folks with big heads must be geniuses because they're carrying around entire libraries up there! Who needs Google when you've got a walking encyclopedia?
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You ever notice how people with big heads never need a GPS? They just turn slightly, and they're already facing North, South, East, and West simultaneously!
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You know, having a big head isn't just a physical thing. Some folks think their heads are so big, they should be elected mayor of Egomaniaville!
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