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Why did the sick computer go to the doctor? It had a bad case of cookies.
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Why did the sick man put his money in the blender? He wanted some liquid assets!
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What did the thermometer say to the virus? You make my temperature rise!
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My sick friend bet me $20 that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on his face as I drove pasta!
Sick Day Excuses: A Creative Writing Exercise
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Taking a sick day is the only time when we turn into Shakespearean poets. You start crafting these elaborate excuses for your boss like, Alas, I find myself entangled in the relentless grasp of the common cold, and thus, I beseech thee for a day of respite. And your boss is just sitting there like, Can you translate that to 'I'm not coming in today'?
Sick Day Fitness Routine
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You know you're desperate to feel better when you start googling sick day workout routines. Because apparently, nothing cures the flu like a few jumping jacks and lunges in your living room. It's like, Sure, I can barely stand, but maybe if I do a plank, the germs will surrender in defeat.
The Art of Faking Sick
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You know you're an adult when being sick isn't a break anymore; it's just a different kind of work. You have to master the art of faking sick just to get a day off. It's like preparing for a Broadway show. Oh, my throat hurts. No, too obvious. Maybe I'll go with the classic 'I-ate-something-bad' routine. It's all about the performance, folks!
The Soup Dilemma
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Chicken soup is supposed to be the ultimate cure for sickness, right? But the real challenge is choosing the right soup. There's chicken noodle, chicken and rice, vegetable, and about a hundred other varieties. It's like trying to pick a movie on Netflix – you spend more time deciding than actually consuming. Do I want a classic or something avant-garde like tomato bisque with a side of existential crisis?
The Pharmacist Chronicles
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When you're sick, visiting the pharmacy is like entering a parallel universe. You stand there, staring at the endless options, feeling like a character in a video game trying to choose the right power-up. And then there's always that one person who thinks they're a pharmacist. Oh, you're buying cough syrup? Have you tried mixing honey, lemon, and unicorn tears? Works wonders!
Sick Day Diaries
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried reading your old sick day diary entries? It's like revisiting a dramatic soap opera filled with tales of survival and epic battles against the common cold. Day 3: The sniffles persist. Dramatic coughing continues. The world may never know the true strength of my immune system. It's basically the next great literary masterpiece.
Sick People and Google Searches
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You ever notice how when people are sick, suddenly everyone becomes a doctor? They start diagnosing themselves with the most exotic diseases. Oh, I've got a runny nose. Must be a rare tropical fruit allergy. And of course, they turn to their trusted medical advisor, Dr. Google. Next thing you know, they're convinced they have a rare case of 'keyboarditis' from too much online symptom-checking.
Pharmaceutical Adventures
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Going to the pharmacy is an adventure. You hand over your prescription, and the pharmacist disappears into the mystical realm behind the counter, like they're concocting a magic potion. Then they come back with a bag of pills that could rival a wizard's spell book. Take one with meals, two at bedtime, and a chant of 'get well soon' for good measure.
Sick Days or Netflix Marathons?
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Being sick is the only time when you get conflicting advice. On one hand, you've got your doctor telling you to rest and take it easy. On the other hand, Netflix is like, Are you sure about that? It's a tough call between following medical advice or finally conquering your watchlist. I mean, if binge-watching was an Olympic sport, I'd have a gold medal by now.
Sick Selfies: The New Fashion Trend
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Why is it that when people are sick, they feel the need to document their suffering with a sick selfie? Like, no one wants to see your red, puffy eyes and a mountain of used tissues. It's not a fashion statement; it's a cry for help. And yet, here we are, scrolling through social media, thinking, Wow, they really nailed the 'I'm dying, but make it cute' look.
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