5 Jokes For Penguin Bar

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 19 2025

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The Penguin Comedian

Trying to make penguins laugh without any facial expressions
I asked a penguin if he wanted to hear a joke, and he replied, "I'm all ears." Well, technically, he wasn't wrong.

The Penguin Health Inspector

Ensuring the ice is clean and safe for penguins
I asked the bartender how they keep the ice so clean. He said, "We let the penguins Zamboni it every morning. Keeps it squeaky clean and penguin-approved.

The Penguin Bouncer

Keeping non-penguins out of the bar
The toughest part of the job? Breaking up fish fights. You wouldn't believe how territorial penguins can get over a single herring.

The Penguin Customer

Trying to order a drink with flippers
At the penguin bar, the only thing colder than the drinks is the judgment you get for ordering a tropical cocktail.

The Penguin Bartender

Dealing with drunk penguins who can't hold their ice
You know you're at a penguin bar when the customers start sliding on the dance floor more than dancing.

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