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Did you hear about the peg who won the marathon? It was a real 'sticker' for the competition!
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Why did the peg want to become a teacher? It wanted to 'drive' its points home!
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What's a peg's favorite movie? 'The Lord of the Rings' - it's all about finding the one true fit!
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Why was the peg a great comedian? It had a knack for 'piercing' punchlines!
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Why did the peg refuse to go to the party? It was afraid it might get bored!
Peg Politics
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I'm convinced there’s a secret political system among pegs. There's the president peg, the rebel pegs who refuse to play by the rules, and let’s not forget the influencer pegs, setting unrealistic beauty standards for the rest of the laundry world!
Peg Paranoia
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I think my pegs are gaslighting me. Every time I hang clothes out, they pretend they're going to behave, but when I turn my back, they’re on the ground, playing a game of hide-and-seek. I’m starting to suspect a conspiracy between the pegs and the socks.
Peg Philosophy
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Pegs have a unique life philosophy – they’re always hanging in there. I strive to be as resilient as a peg; they're like the unsung heroes of the backyard, battling rain, wind, and the occasional squirrel, yet still standing strong.
Peg Olympics
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Have you ever tried to peg a fitted sheet on a windy day? It’s like competing in the Olympics for laundry sports – the sheet’s doing cartwheels, I’m sprinting after it, and the pegs are spectators, laughing their plastic heads off!
Peg Therapy
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Do you think there’s a support group for pegs dealing with performance anxiety? I mean, imagine the sessions: Hello, my name is Peg, and I fear I won't grip tight enough. Then the other pegs would cheer, You've got this, Peg!
Peg Phobia
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I have a confession: I’m terrified of pegs. They always look so judgmental, like they're saying, You call that a T-shirt fold? And don’t get me started on that moment when you accidentally step on one barefoot – that’s an Olympic event in pain tolerance!
Peg's Got Talent
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I wish I had the confidence of a peg. No matter how stormy it gets, they're out there, holding onto a clothesline for dear life, like they're auditioning for a reality show called Laundry's Got Talent – and they nail it every time!
Peg Pizzazz
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Why don’t pegs have their own talk show yet? Can you imagine the drama? Today on ‘The Peg Post’: Clothes Falling, Wind Resistance, and a Special Guest Appearance by the Elusive Sock! Move over, Ellen – the real stars are the pegs!
Peg Prophecy
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You know your life's changed when your biggest Friday night plan involves admiring a new set of pegs. Look at those grips! Such elegance! I’m pretty sure my future holds a bestselling memoir titled The Zen of Pegs.
The Great Peg Mystery
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Ever notice how you start with a dozen pegs, and by the end of laundry day, you're left with a support group for singles? I swear, these pegs are leading a secret life somewhere, probably plotting their escape to a Bermuda Triangle for household items.
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