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Why did the cat bring a suitcase to the vet? It wanted to pack its bags in case of emergency!
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Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She gave birth to an entire litter of mittens!
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Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! And what do you call a cat with no paws? Clumsy!
The Paw-tacular Showdown
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Tried to play fetch with my cat today. Threw a ball, and she just looked at me like, You think this paw is for fetching? No, darling, it's for swatting your self-esteem down.
The Paw-sible Misunderstanding
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My cat thinks she's a surgeon. Every time I'm in the kitchen, she's trying to help by batting her paw at every ingredient. Sorry, whiskers, but I don’t need a sprinkle of fur in my soup.
The Paw-tential Crisis
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Woke up this morning to find my dog staring at his paw like it owed him money. Look here, paw, we need to talk. Why you always walking me into trouble?
The Mysterious Case of the Lost Paw
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You ever notice how cats walk around like they've just lost their car keys? Where's my paw? I had it a minute ago!
The Great Paw Conundrum
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You know you're in trouble when your cat starts chasing its own tail, but with the added plot twist of using its paw to do it. It's like a feline magic trick gone wrong!
The Paw-tastic Bluff
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You know how poker players have a poker face? My cat has a paw face. Just when you think she's cute and innocent, she's actually plotting world domination, one paw swipe at a time.
Paw-fessionally Confused
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Went to the vet the other day. Saw a sign that said, No Pawking. I thought, Well, if you're offering, can I at least get a ticket?
The Paw-tastic Fiasco
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Ever play hide and seek with a cat? They think they're masterminds. They hide their paw behind a curtain and think they've disappeared. Bravo, Houdini!
Paw Enforcement
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I tried teaching my dog some manners. Every time he'd bark at the mailman, I'd tell him, Paws before paws! Now he just thinks he's a dance instructor.
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