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Pastels make everything look softer, right? I tried that with my bank account once. I changed the background to a pastel pink, but somehow the numbers stayed just as harsh. Turns out, pastels don't do miracles.
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Have you ever noticed that pastels are the go-to colors for baby rooms? Because nothing says, "Welcome to the world, little one!" like a soft, muted tone that won't overwhelm their baby eyeballs. No baby needs neon orange walls.
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Pastel sticky notes are a passive-aggressive masterpiece. You can leave a note saying, "Friendly reminder: your lunch is not a science experiment," and somehow, it just feels less confrontational in soft lavender.
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Trying to pick the right pastel is like choosing the perfect Instagram filter. There's a fine line between "subtle elegance" and "did I accidentally dip my outfit in a cup of watercolor?" It's like playing fashion roulette.
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Pastel highlighters are like the pacifists of the office supplies. They're not here to aggressively mark your mistakes; they just want to gently point them out, like, "Hey, maybe you could improve a little here?
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Pastels are the unofficial sponsors of spring. It's like nature looked at a pastel color palette and said, "I'll take one of everything, please." Flowers, butterflies, even the sunrise – they all got the memo: pastels are in.
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You ever notice how pastels are like the undercover agents of the color world? They sneak into your wardrobe, your walls, your life, quietly making everything look soothing and inoffensive. I bet if James Bond were a color, he'd be pastel.
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Pastel-colored kitchen appliances are the epitome of optimism. "Sure, I'll make healthy smoothies every morning!" Three weeks later, the pastel blender is sitting there judging you while you order pizza for breakfast.
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Pastels are the fashion equivalent of saying, "I want to make a statement, but not too loudly." It's like the colors are whispering, "Hey, I'm here, but let's keep it chill. No need for a color riot.
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