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I bet the person who invented the CAPTCHA had a bad breakup and wanted to ensure that even robots experience the frustration of proving they're not a robot. "Select all the squares with traffic lights, because love is a maze, my metallic friend!
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Have you ever had that moment when you're trying to log in, and the password hint is so vague that it's basically a riddle? "Your favorite color? The name of your childhood pet?" It's like trying to solve the Da Vinci Code just to check your email.
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Passwords are like those friends who claim to have your back but then forget your birthday. You set them up, you trust them, and then when you need them the most, they're like, "Sorry, who are you again?" Thanks, password, for making me question our friendship every time.
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You ever type in a password and get that green checkmark, and you're like, "Yes, I am the master of the digital realm!" But then you mistype it once, and it's like, "Access denied, you peasant!" It's like the password has a selective memory, and it only respects perfection.
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I've got this one password that's been with me for years. It's like a loyal pet. But the problem is, it's so old that now it's like, "Back in my day, we didn't need numbers and symbols. We were simple, and we liked it that way!" My password is basically a digital grandpa.
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You ever notice how passwords are like secrets we all keep from our devices? It's like my phone is this judgmental friend, and I have to prove my identity every time I pick it up. "Yes, phone, it's still me. No, I haven't changed that embarrassing lock screen picture. Stop judging me!
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Passwords are like the gatekeepers of the internet, but they're the most forgetful bouncers ever. "Sorry, sir, you can't enter. Oh, wait, you're the owner? My bad, come on in. But next time, have your ID ready, just in case.
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Password recovery questions are like a game of "How well do you know yourself?" I mean, I can barely remember what I had for breakfast yesterday, and now you're asking me what my first-grade teacher's favorite color was? Good luck, security measures. Good luck.
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I love how we're told to create strong passwords with a mix of uppercase, lowercase, numbers, and symbols. It's like the more complicated our passwords are, the more secure our information becomes. But honestly, I can't even remember my own age sometimes, let alone a complex password!
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