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Why did Pascal get a job at the bakery? He wanted to improve his 'pi-rates'.
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Why did Pascal's triangle get in trouble? It wasn't following the 'addition' rules.
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Why did the mathematician refuse to argue with Pascal? Because he didn't want to take any Gauss-p.
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Why did Pascal always carry a ruler? In case he had to measure his Pascal's triangles.
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Why did the Pascal function break up with its girlfriend? She couldn't handle its recursive nature.
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Why did Pascal bring a ladder to the math competition? To reach new heights in math.
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Pascal's Wager: Because nothing says 'betting on the afterlife' like the guy who can't even decide between tabs and spaces.
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I tried learning Pascal once; turns out, the only language it speaks fluently is confusion. Even my computer was like, 'Dude, just stick to emojis.'
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You know you're deep into Pascal when you start naming your variables like you're coming up with secret agent code names. 'Agent X equals 007 plus Q divided by the square root of MI6.'
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Using Pascal is like attending a family reunion – you do it out of obligation, spend most of the time confused, and leave wondering why you even bothered in the first place.
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I told my boss I'm fluent in Pascal, and he looked at me like I just declared I can communicate with dolphins. 'Oh great, can you ask them to fix the office coffee machine too?'
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Pascal is like the unsung hero of programming languages. It's like the bass player in a rock band – crucial, but nobody notices until something goes horribly wrong.
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Pascal is like the broccoli of programming languages. Some people love it, most pretend it doesn't exist, and the rest are just making excuses to avoid it at all costs.
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I asked my friend if he knew Pascal, and he said, 'Yeah, he's that guy who's always late to the party, right?' No, that's fashionably late, not Pascal-late.
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Trying to debug Pascal code is like searching for a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is on fire, and the needle is playing hide-and-seek with your sanity.
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