5 Parish Magazines Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 19 2025

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The Gossip Columnist Nun

Keeping parish gossip juicy yet holy.
They asked for scandalous headlines in the parish magazine. So, I ran with "Altar Boy's Forbidden Love: A Tale of Stolen Cookies and Stolen Hearts.

The Tech-Savvy Vicar

Merging ancient wisdom with modern parish communication.
The parish magazine went digital, and the vicar asked me to optimize the website for better engagement. I didn't have the heart to tell him that "Holy SEO" wasn't a thing.

The Unimpressed Choir Member

Finding enthusiasm in the mundane world of church choirs.
The church wanted a music review column. I gave our last performance two out of five halos. Apparently, divine critiques aren't appreciated.

The Over-Enthusiastic Editor

Balancing excitement with a sleepy parish magazine.
My editor said, "Make the church announcements more engaging." So, I replaced "This Sunday's sermon topic" with "Spoiler Alert: Pastor spills the holy beans!

The Laid-Back Sexton

Balancing a relaxed attitude with the seriousness of parish duties.
They asked for a more engaging cemetery tour. I suggested adding a roller coaster, but apparently, that's where they drew the line.

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