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What's Papa Smurf's favorite TV show? 'Blue's Clues' – it's smurftastic entertainment!
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Why did Papa Smurf become a coach? Because he was good at smurfing the team together!
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Why was Papa Smurf a good detective? He always knew how to smurf out the clues!
Papa Smurf's Rap Career
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Did you hear about Papa Smurf's new rap career? Yeah, he's dropping a mixtape called Smurf Money, Smurf Problems. I listened to it, and the only problem I have is trying to figure out if he's rapping or just complaining in rhyme about Gargamel stealing his vegetables.
Papa Smurf's Cooking Show
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Papa Smurf started his own cooking show. It's called Smurf and Turf, where he combines mushrooms with everything. Last week, he made mushroom ice cream. I took a bite, and now I'm questioning all my life choices.
Papa Smurf's Celebrity Crush
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Papa Smurf has a crush on Lady Gaga. Yeah, he's always singing, I was born this Smurf! and trying to impress her with his mushroom fashion. Sorry, Papa, but I don't think Lady Gaga is into guys who are three apples high.
Papa Smurf's Dating Tips
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Papa Smurf thinks he's a relationship expert. He's always giving the young Smurfs advice like, Remember, it's not the size of your hat, it's how you wear it. I tried that on my date last night, and she looked at me like, What are you, three apples high and living in a mushroom?
Papa Smurf's Midlife Crisis
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You ever notice how Papa Smurf went through a midlife crisis? Yeah, he traded in his little blue mushroom house for a convertible red toadstool. Now he's cruising through the Smurf village with a tiny ponytail and sunglasses, trying to impress Smurfette. Dude, you're like a hundred and fifty, calm down!
Papa Smurf's Social Media Addiction
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Papa Smurf is addicted to social media now. He's on Smurfbook, uploading pictures of his mushroom dinners and hashtagging everything with #SmurfLife. Dude, we get it, you're the patriarch of the Smurf village, no need to humblebrag about it.
Papa Smurf's Stand-Up Comedy Career
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Papa Smurf is trying his hand at stand-up comedy now. His opening joke was, Why did the Smurf bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! Papa, stick to leading the village; the comedy stage is a tough crowd!
Papa Smurf's Fitness Routine
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Papa Smurf started a new fitness routine. He's calling it Smurf Crossfit. You know, lifting tiny weights, sprinting around the village, and doing push-ups with those tiny blue fingers. I tried it, and now I can't lift my arms high enough to reach the cereal on the top shelf.
Papa Smurf's DIY Disasters
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Papa Smurf decided to do some home improvement in the village. He tried to build a new bridge, but it ended up looking like a rollercoaster. Now every time we cross it, we're not sure if we're going to the forest or Six Flags Smurfywood.
Papa Smurf's Tech Troubles
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Papa Smurf decided to upgrade his magical crystal ball to the latest version. Now he's stuck in a video call with all the other Smurfs, and he can't figure out how to mute himself. We're all just sitting there, listening to him complain about Gargamel while he's in the bathroom. Awkward, Papa!
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