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The Forgetful Gardener
Forgetting pants while tending to the garden
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The other day, I was weeding the garden without pants, and a squirrel stole my underwear. I guess even nature thinks I need to cover up. Now I'm just waiting for a bird to bring me some fashion advice.
The Impromptu Chef
Cooking a meal with no pants on
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My cooking philosophy is simple: if you can't stand the heat, take off your pants. But be warned, the smoke detector doesn't appreciate the aroma of burning regrets.
The Home Office Hero
Video conferencing without pants
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I accidentally stood up during a video call, forgetting I wasn't wearing pants. My colleagues got an unexpected tour of my home office, and I got an unexpected review on my interior decorating skills. Spoiler: It needs improvement.
The Unfortunate Jogger
Attempting a jog without pants
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Tried jogging without pants once, thinking it would give me more freedom of movement. Turns out, the freedom I got was a standing ovation from the neighborhood. They've never seen someone run so fast in boxer shorts.
The Unprepared Pool Enthusiast
Forgetting swimsuit at the pool
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Forgot my swimsuit at the pool, so I had to fashion one out of napkins and rubber bands. I call it the "DIY Swimwear Collection." Lifeguard said it was the most environmentally friendly option he'd ever seen – reusable and biodegradable.
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