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Pakistani politicians have a unique talent – they can talk for hours without saying anything substantial. It's like a magic show, but instead of pulling a rabbit out of a hat, they pull out empty rhetoric.
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Pakistani politicians and weather forecasts have a lot in common. They both predict a bright future, but when the time comes, you might need an umbrella for the rain of broken promises.
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Have you ever noticed the impressive gymnastics Pakistani politicians do when avoiding direct questions? It's like they've trained in the art of verbal acrobatics – backflips and somersaults included!
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Pakistani politicians love making promises. It's like they've taken a crash course in fantasy storytelling. "Once upon a time, every citizen had a unicorn and free Wi-Fi.
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You know you're in for a treat when a Pakistani politician starts a speech with, "Ladies and gentlemen, let me be very clear." Translation: Get ready for some world-class ambiguity!
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Ever notice how Pakistani politicians wave at the crowd? It's like they're auditioning for a beauty pageant, not running a country. "And the next Miss Democracy is...
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Pakistanis are so used to political u-turns; they've started installing roundabouts in their driveways. "Honey, I'm taking the democratic roundabout today!
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Watching a political debate in Pakistan is like watching a dramatic soap opera. The only difference is, in soap operas, they at least resolve some plotlines.
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If patience is a virtue, then Pakistani citizens should be eligible for sainthood. Waiting for politicians to deliver on their promises is a masterclass in zen meditation.
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