5 Jokes For Pajama

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Updated on: Feb 12 2025

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Pajama Olympics

The challenge of convincing yourself that participating in the Pajama Olympics (read: binge-watching TV all day) is a productive use of time.
If laziness were an Olympic sport, I'd have more gold medals than Michael Phelps. The only training I've done is perfecting the art of the TV remote toss.

Pajama Fashion Show

When your significant other suggests a pajama fashion show, and you realize your collection consists mostly of mismatched, worn-out sleepwear.
I tried to spice things up with a themed pajama night – turns out, "Sexy Safari" doesn't quite work when your animal-print onesie has a tail and ears.

Pajama Day at the Office

When your boss declares a pajama day at the office, and you realize your definition of "office-appropriate" sleepwear might not match everyone else's.
I never thought I'd see the day when a meeting agenda included a section on proper sleepwear etiquette. My coworker got a memo after wearing a bathrobe that doubled as a wizard's cloak.

Pajama Ninja

The dilemma of wanting a midnight snack but not wanting to risk a family member spotting you in your superhero-themed pajamas.
My pajamas have become my secret identity. By day, I'm a mild-mannered office worker. By night, I'm Pajama Ninja, scouring the fridge for justice and leftovers.

Late Night Online Shopping

The struggle of looking presentable on a video call while wearing pajamas.
My webcam has seen more of my bedtime attire than my significant other. I've started rating my pajamas on a scale of "comfortable" to "appropriate for a surprise video call.

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