7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For paint job

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I painted a giant maze on my ceiling. Now I'm stuck in a 'high' puzzle!

I told my wife I'd paint the living room, but she wasn't impressed. Apparently, 'doing it in my sleep' doesn't count!

Why did the paint can get promoted? It had a great work ethic and always covered its responsibilities!

I told my friend I could paint a car with my eyes closed. Now I'm not allowed in the hardware store anymore.

I tried to paint a room without laughing. It was a 'hue'-ge mistake!

What's a painter's favorite type of party? A splash bash!

Why did the paintbrush go to the party alone? It wanted to make a splash on its own terms!

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