17 Jokes About Overpopulation

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Updated on: Aug 07 2024

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Why did the tomato turn red in the overcrowded salad? It saw the salad dressing!
What did one overpopulated island say to another? 'I'm shore we can find a solution!
I tried to book a flight to Overpopulation City, but the airline said they were overbooked!
Why did the math book break up with the history book? It couldn't handle the overpopulation of dates!
Why did the computer apply for a job in population control? It wanted to delete the excess files!
My gym is so overcrowded that we have a waiting list for the waiting list!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted in the field of overpopulation studies? He was outstanding in his field!
Overpopulation, really? I can't even find a parking spot at the grocery store, and you're telling me the world is full? Maybe we just need more parking lots and fewer pick-up lines!
I was worried about overpopulation until I went to a family reunion. Suddenly, it all made sense – we're not overpopulated; we're just really good at making more awkward conversations and embarrassing stories!
Overpopulation is a global issue, but let me tell you, every time I try to find my friends in a crowded concert, suddenly it feels like I'm the last survivor in a zombie apocalypse. 'Where are you guys? Over by the guy in the giant inflatable giraffe? Oh, great.'
Overpopulation is a problem, they say. I think we need a new reality show – 'Survivor: Public Transportation.' The winner gets a seat on the bus without someone's backpack in their face!
Overpopulation is a concern, but have you ever been stuck in a traffic jam and thought, 'You know what this situation needs? More cars!' Yeah, me neither.
I heard overpopulation is becoming a real issue. Well, maybe if they started making IKEA furniture easier to assemble, we wouldn't need so many people. Half the world's population is just trying to figure out how to put together a bookshelf!
They say we're overpopulated, but have you been to a DMV lately? It's like entering a black hole of waiting. Maybe if we solve the line problem at government offices, we'd have more room for everyone else!
Overpopulation is a concern, they say. I went to a mall on a weekend – it's like a preview of what the world would be like if there were too many people. It's a battle, a survival of the fastest credit card swiper!
They say we're overpopulated, but have you tried ordering food during peak hours? It's like a Hunger Games scenario. May the odds be ever in your favor to get your pizza delivered on time!
Overpopulation? I think the real problem is over-advertisement. There are so many ads everywhere; I can't even walk down the street without someone trying to sell me something. Maybe we need a 'Less Billboards, More Breathing Room' campaign!

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