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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of being ridden and went over its head!
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I tried to tell a joke about time travel, but it was too ahead of its time. It went over everyone's heads!
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Why did the mathematician refuse to believe in gravity? It was over his head!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, even if it flew over his head!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. It might be over their heads!
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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems that were over its head!
In the Clouds
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People throw around terms like cloud computing, and I'm thinking they're talking about my brain's data storage. It's not that I don't get it; it's just that my brain's cloud is more like a fluffy cumulus than a high-tech server. So when someone says, It's all in the cloud, I'm like, Yeah, mine's in the cloud, but it might rain at any moment.
Air Traffic Controller Brain
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My brain's like an overwhelmed air traffic controller trying to manage too many incoming planes. People throw theories at me, and my brain's on the runway, waving little flags, trying to guide the ideas to a safe landing. Spoiler alert: It's a chaotic airshow up there.
Elevator to Mars
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Understanding complex discussions is like stepping into an elevator with too many buttons. I'm just standing there, looking at the panel, and everyone else is hitting floors like they've got a PhD in elevator engineering. Meanwhile, I'm trying to find the button for Earth, and someone's like, You mean ground floor? No, I mean Earth—like, where I parked my spaceship.
Lost in Translation
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You ever have those moments where people are talking and you're just nodding along, pretending you understand? My brain's like, Sure, sure, but it's actually playing hide-and-seek with the conversation. It's so good at the game; it's practically an international champion. Conversations go over my head, and my brain's in the corner going, You'll never find me!
Brain's on Vacation
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You ever feel like your brain takes a vacation without telling you? Mine's got a timeshare in Bermuda or something. People are discussing quantum physics, and my brain's sitting on a beach sipping a coconut, going, Nah, I'm good. You guys figure out the universe; I'm working on my tan.
Decoder Ring Needed
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Understanding deep conversations is like trying to decipher an ancient code. I need a decoder ring for intellectual discussions. Everyone's speaking in riddles, and my brain's trying to crack the code, but all it came with was a cereal box prize that said, Try again next time.
Deep Thoughts, Shallow Understanding
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I love when people share deep thoughts, and I'm standing there knee-deep in confusion. It's like they're swimming in the deep end of the pool, and I'm doggy-paddling in the kiddie pool, trying not to drown in my lack of comprehension.
Language Barrier in My Mind
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It's not that I can't understand complex topics; it's just that my brain and those topics are speaking different languages. It's like my brain's stuck on English, and the conversation's in Klingon. I'm over here thinking, Beam me up, Scotty, because I am definitely not getting this.
I Speak Emoji
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People start talking about advanced stuff, and I'm like, Oh yeah, totally, it's like trying to interpret hieroglyphics. My brain's fluent in emojis, though. You send me a smiling face, and I'm like, Got it, you're happy. Send me an equation, and I'm like, Uh, can I substitute that X with a pizza emoji? No? Well, I'm lost.
Satellite Dish Mind
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People are tossing around ideas like satellites, and my brain's antenna is bent. It's not catching anything. I'm here with my mental rabbit ears, adjusting the reception, but it's just static. You ever feel like you need a mental upgrade? Like, Hello, IT? My brain's not receiving signals. Can you send a tech guy up here?
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