5 Jokes For Outfit

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 08 2025

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Time-Strapped Professional

Finding the perfect outfit in a limited time
I bought a shirt online that claimed to be "wrinkle-resistant." Well, they clearly haven't met my laundry skills. It's more like "wrinkle-resistant until you toss it in the general direction of the laundry basket.

Overenthusiastic Trend Follower

Keeping up with ever-changing trends
The other day, I saw someone wearing a pair of jeans with clear knee panels. I thought, "Are they trying to show off their knees or get some extra ventilation?" I can't keep up; fashion is starting to feel like an extreme sport.

Fashion Designer

Balancing creativity and wearability
I tried designing a suit that doubles as a sleeping bag. Great for napping on the go, but people kept mistaking me for a hobo. "No, I'm not homeless, I'm just fashion-forward... and a little tired.

Laundry Enthusiast

Shrinking clothes and disappearing socks
And socks...don't get me started on socks. I don't know where they disappear to in the laundry, but I suspect there's a sock paradise out there somewhere, and they're all living their best lives without us.

Clueless Shopper

Deciphering fashion trends
I asked a salesperson for help finding something stylish but comfortable. They handed me a pair of high heels. I think they misheard me; I said comfort, not "prepare for a foot marathon.

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