7 Jokes About Our

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Updated on: Feb 04 2025

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I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, and she said, 'Yes, usually when I need someone to kill a spider.' That's 'our' superhero dynamic.
My wife says I never listen to her... or something like that. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. That's 'our' communication strategy.
I asked my wife if I was the man of her dreams. She said, 'You're definitely in the top 10.' That's 'our' romantic ranking.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with. She said yes, the others were at least a seven or eight. That's 'our' honesty level.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Apparently, that's 'our' new normal.
My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged her. That's 'our' way of problem-solving.
I told my wife she should embrace her inner child. Now she won't let me watch TV after 8 pm. That's 'our' bedtime story.

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