9+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For osama

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Did you hear about Osama's favorite restaurant? It's called 'Taliban Bell' – their explosive menu is to die for!

How did Osama bin Laden fix his computer? He used 'CTRL + ALT + DELETE' to delete the evidence!

What did Osama say when he ran out of coffee? 'Time to start my Jihad!'

Did you hear about the documentary on Osama's life? It's titled 'Hide and Sikh: The Osama Chronicles'!

What did Osama name his chain of barber shops? 'Al-Qaeda Hairlines'!

How did Osama bin Laden avoid paying for snacks at the movie theater? He always brought his own 'Al-Qaeda' popcorn!

What did Osama's business card say? 'Osama bin Laden: Expert in Explosive Solutions'!

How did Osama bin Laden communicate with his friends? He sent 'Al-Jazeera' messages!

What did Osama say to the tailor? 'I need a suit that fits like a bomb vest!'

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