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My GPS took me on a wild ride the other day. I'm pretty sure it was trying to spice up my life. I ended up in the middle of nowhere, and all I could think was, "Oh, no-signal.
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I bought a plant to liven up my apartment, thinking I could handle the responsibility. A week later, it was ono-dead. I swear even my plants are questioning my adulting skills.
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I tried to impress my friends with my cooking skills, but let's just say the fire alarm joined the conversation. It was a symphony of chaos—ono-sizzling, ono-burning, ono-911!
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I was at a coffee shop the other day, and they were out of my favorite pastry. I looked at the menu and whispered to myself, "ono-croissant," like it was some top-secret menu item.
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I ordered something online, and when it arrived, it was the wrong size. I looked at the package and just thought, "Oh, no-fitting." Apparently, my clothes and I are in a complicated relationship.
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Have you ever been to a potluck and realized everyone brought the same dish? It's like a potluck version of "ono-casserole." We're all trying to be unique, but we end up with a buffet of the same thing.
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Have you ever been in a silent room, and suddenly your stomach decides to make the loudest noise ever? It's like, "ono-rumble." I swear my stomach has its own stand-up routine.
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I recently tried to do a DIY home improvement project. Let's just say my tool skills are ono-pointless. I now have a shelf that's more of an abstract art piece than a functional storage unit.
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You ever notice how "ono" is like the secret code of frustration? It's the sound you make when you drop your toast butter-side down. "Oh, noooo!
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